lucy playing with some playmobil toys in the bathtub.
the knight: "i am going off to war. where is my wife?"
the wife: "i am swimming."
the knight: "you're not supposed to be swimming. you're supposed to sit on this chair".
the knight: "good-bye wife, i'm off to war".
the wife: "good-bye husband". (and then in a tiny whispered voice) "now i can go swimming"